[someone making a fart joke] [me laughing from halfway across the globe]

4 days ago // 41 notes
Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space. Alex Elle (via bakkyun)

(Source: alexandraelle)

4 days ago // 205,413 notes



*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
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hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

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